When his shift is over, the Bogeyman dries off and hides in your closet.

The wonderful Rueben at NiceGirlsTV.com featured me in her Artist Spotlight, in which she reveals my secret origin story. She doesn’t realize that the information I gave her was all a lie. I was actually born in Themyscira, the invisible sixth borough of New York. There I was raised by Amazon book sellers, and trained to use the super powers I acquired while eating New York pizza. Today I fight evil with the power of tomato sauce and molten cheese. I burn the roof of the mouth of evil!

Go leave a positive comment on Rueben’s article!