Here’s a handy tip should you ever want to add blood oranges to a salad. Make sure your kitchen is free of Little Vampires, or your salad will be free of blood oranges.

The last panel of today’s comic was inspired by one of my favorite Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck cartoons, Ali Baba Bunny. I can’t think of a better depiction of greed than Daffy Duck clutching that pearl screaming, “MINEMINEMINE!”

Thanks to David Oakes for “math teacher” and Rachael Fought for “fruit salad.”