If you survive the night and the bad jokes at the Little Vampires Motel, the continental breakfast is free!
We are frantically packing to begin our drive to San Diego Comic-Con. If you were lucky enough to get a badge, come see us at booth 1831 next week!
So the best way to drive away an Old One is bad puns? That’s handy to know. (Never know when you might suffer an infestation of eldritch horrors.)
Get out now. You don’t wanna have to empty the vacuum.