Who wouldn’t destroy the world for a turnip twaddler?

The useless kitchen device in question is an homage to Bloom County. You’re lucky I didn’t include a tomato musher.

We will be at Crypticon Seattle the first weekend in May, GeekCraft Expo Portland the following weekend, then Phoenix Comic Fest on Memorial Day weekend. Look for continued appearance updates in this blog, and on the Little Vampires Facebook page.